What should u do if bitten by a Zombie?

Consider, U ve been bitten by a Zombie. Ur Zombification is now inevitable. U wont survive on vegetables. U need human flesh, which is beginning to look quite tasty. What should u do? Here are some suggestions...

#1. Chillax bro!!! Watch TV... What? IPL is over? watch highlights then.
#2. Take a nap one last time... ur going to be undead in a very short time and I ve never seen any undead take a sleep.
#3. Anyone up for cricket? Mera Bat.. tum log ball le k aao..
#4. Listen to Himesh Reshammiya Shit.
#5. Smoke some weed.
#6. Call all ur friends to bring alcohol and Party till u become a Zombie.
#7. Watch Porn for one last time.
#8. Contact local mafia and drug dealers. Eat them after becoming Zombie. U'll be doing some social service.
#9. Call Dominoes and order Pizza.
#10. Play Zombie video games like Resident Evil-4.
#11.Go to Hollywood and work in some Zombie movie. U'll be a Superstar.
#12. Find the zombie who bit u and bite back.
#13. Put ur head between ur legs and kiss ur human ass goodbye.
#14. Panic and freak out... ur going to be a Zombie!!!
#15. Hand-cuff urself to someone u dont like.
#16. Go to market, recharge ur mobile phone and send Happy New Year sms to all, even if its just June.
#17. Watch Zombie movies to learn Zombie-lifestyle.
#18. Take explosives and rush into the mob of zombies and BOOM urself taking down as many zombies as u can.
#19. Do not try to commit suicide. Instead, embrace the reality and try to live like a zombie. Be a proud undead citizen.
#20. Document ur status after the initial infection. Who knows u might not become a zombie.

Now, u ve become a zombie. What to do?
#21. Eat, in this order,
1. Himesh Reshammiyah
2. Ekta Kapoor
3. xHRD minister Arjun Singh
4. Andrew Symonds
5. Osama Bin Laden
6. Rakhi Sawant
7. Adane Family
8. Shahrukh Khan
9. Annu Malik
10. Varun Sharma... What? Hes already a Zombie? Try eating ur ex-girlfriend.

#22.Find a good looking Zombie with great boobz and hav zombie-sex with her.
#23. U can still smoke weed and do drugs.
#24. Dont forget Alcohol.
#25. Lock urself in a room and throw away the key.
#26. Ask ur friends to quarantine u. If they fuck up, well not ur fault, u were just hungry.
#27. U can become an amazing CSW (sex worker) coz Zombies dont get tired and they are always hungry for more.
#28. Donate ur body to science. Do not eat those scientists/doctors. U just donated ur body.
#29. Stab urself to death.
#30. Cannibalize urself and save humanity.
#31. Make a Zombie Porn Site and earn money.
#32. Set the record of most people infected by single zombie ever.
#33. If u feel humans are not so tasty as u were thinking, u can always go for Ketchup.
#34. Yea.. yea... I know... u can also have Human-Sundae, served cold.
#35. And... my dear zombies... Dont forget to use toilet. All that human flesh has to come out in some way. A zombie should daily go to Toilet 2-5 times if u dont want to wet and colour ur pants while eating a human. What would other zombies think about u? Personal Hygiene is very essential.

PS: Prepare urself. Apocalypse is near. They are coming. Buy weapons and ammo. You dont want to be eaten by zombies, do u? Join my Zombie Extermination Army!!!