If ur still reading this, it means ur a good guy and I d willingly be accepting u in my future "Zombie Extermination Army" and gift u a free zoozoo cartoon which will save u from suicidal, gay n rapist thoughts !!!
Once upon a time, there were 4 guys - Fat, Tall, White and Black. They used to call each other friends and bitch at each other everytime they get a chance.
One day, the tall guy said I want to be taller, so tall that everyone can see my hairy balls. But the fat and the white guy were bitches. They thought he is tall enuff and if he grew taller, it would be impossible for them to suck his donkey balls and give him a blowjob without using a ladder. So they scheamed how to pull his ass down. The Black guy was a stupid one who thought scheaming is for pussies but gave his outside support to them.
The Fat n the White guy were successful in their mission. They pulled the Tall guy so damn hard that his donkey balls came out of his mouth. For one week, he was unable to eat, drink, shit, vomit and scrach his balls.
But slowly, he grew his balls by watching gay porn, eating chicken shit and masturbating for complete half times daily.
Then he swore he d not leave the person behind his downfall who made him lost his donkey balls. He d rape that fuckin' bastard... Anally!!!
The Fat and the White guy came to know the Tall guys intentions of raping the culprits anally. They were not afraid of the gay sex but were scared to death of losing their "we-are-not-Gay" Image. What if everyone (specially straight handsome boys) came to know of their sexual orientation, they will be neglected and ignored by everyone. Scared, they once again scheamed. This time also Black guy thought Scheaming is for Pussies! Also, when the Black guy came to know that the Fat and the White guys were gay, he didnot give his outside support to them this time.
Feeling ignored by the Black guy, the Fat n the White guy scheamed to save their dirty asses from the Tall guys rapist intentions and make that Black guy pay for ignoring them. They told the Tall guy that it was the Black guy who wanted him to suffer, who scheamed and executed the operation secretly. They told him it was a big mistake to befriend a Black guy, 'they are like snakes, black n slimey and totally straight with big black dicks and forget gay sex, they dont even like hanging out with gay ppl like us'.
The Tall guy was unable to grow brains which existed in his ex-balls. So, he was deceived by his gay partners. Now, he wanted to rape that Black bastard.. anally.. in front of everyone. His half grown balls were screaming enthusiastically to shoot at the Black guys face. He wanted to cum on Black guys face so hard that the Black guy wd become the Whitest White ever.
That day came soon for which all three of them were waiting eagerly. They nailed that Black bastard, raped him... anally..., cursed him and left for the Zombies and Vampires to destroy the remaining of the Black guy. This is the biggest instance of Racism in our society. The Black Community was terribly hurt.
Later on, the Black guy became the Vampire Zombie Monster who inspite of being a Zombie himself, became the Terminator of the zombies and made the "Zombie Extermination Army".
The End.
PS: The Black guy was never gay and will never be !!!
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