Why do LoL things happen to me???

Shit Happens! With me, LoL things happen along with shitty things.
I wonder if this happens with everyone or I am the only guy suffering from this.

My friends and everyone who knows me personally knows that I cant remember names and roads. So, what happened today??? Well, another LoL incident!!!

My dad called me at 7.30 in the morning n I was like whhaa? whhoo? wheerree? ok! He was out of town and was about to reach the city in 20 minutes. So, I woke up... crapped... brushed my teeth... put my jeans on... took the keys of the car and the journey began. I was supposed to meet him at the Bole Petrol Pump. I have been there many times before. But there is one square where I always get confused. If u take right from that square, u'll reach Mr. Beans but if u go straight u'll reach Bole Petrol Pump. As usual, I took a right and reached Mr. Beans. Here, I was like "SHIT... Not again... I again forgot the way to BPP". Then I thought I should ask for directions... so I called someone and asked... I was told that I should go straight and I'd find the BPP. So, I followed the directions and went straight. So straight that I passed BPP and didnt even notice. Then again confused I took a right and went straight. I thought atleast I d find some landmark to identify my way. Then I found one landmark. Its was VNIT college. I was like FUCK!!! Why do such things happen to me??? Then I received a phone call from my Dad and he said "I m leaving in an auto... U seem to be lost... find ur way back to the home... we'll meet there". Then I took a U-turn, went straight then took a left, again went straight. Then there was the Mofo shitty BPP right in front of me. How could I never see a petrol pump?? Its not the size of a fuckin' peanut. Embarrased, I came back to home. My Mom and Dad were like ROFL when they saw me.
This is not the first time this happened to me. Same thing happened when my friend came from Pune and I was supposed to pick him up from the same mofo shitty asshole BPP. It is not an unusual thing for me to forget roads.


PS: I think everything happens for good. Now, my dad will never ask me to pick him up :D