How to miss a train... by being extra smart!! A story of an extreme bad day!!

So, Imagine... You live in Pune. You have a big family function in Ajmer (Rajasthan). There’s no ticket available from Pune to Ajmer. But u are not going to give up. U go out at 10.30 pm to search for a cyber café n luckily u find one n book a ticket from Mumbai to Ajmer. Now u think ur very smart since u booked a ticket ONLINE. Stupid ppl will stand in queues for hours to book the same ticket… eeehaw!!

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Now what? You ask everyone how much time does it take to reach Mumbai from Pune. Everyone says its about 4 hours away by bus. So u plan accordingly. You wake up at 7am n go to bus station at 8.30. Now a twist in the story… there’s no bus directly to Mumbai Central. You panic n u go for a private bus. The agent says u wont get any bus to central directly; instead u should go to dadar n then go to central from there. Ur bus will leave at 9.15, won’t stop anywhere, will reach Dadar in 3 n a half hrs and it has an AC. Your train is at 2.20 from Central. U think u’ll reach dadar by 1 o’clock then will go to central by some god-only-knows means n catch ur train. U think ur smart!

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Now what? Ur bus leaves at 10.30 instead of 9.15. Yes, It’s just the beginning. U think it’ll reach dadar by 1.30 n u’ll still be able to catch ur train on time. Yes, u think ur smart!

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Now what? Ur bus stops at several places just to waste time, pee, eat, fill the fuel tank n fill the bus with more smart ppl. Everytime ur bus stops, it wastes 15-30 minutes. U shout at the bus driver 3 times. He says u’ll reach dadar by 2, don’t worry. U think once u reach dadar, u’ll call Spiderman, Superman or Shaktiman whoever is nearer n ask if u can get a lift from Dadar to Central. So, u’ll still be able to catch ur train on time. Now, ur confused if ur smart or not. But no, hey, ur smart!

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Now what? Ur in the outskirts of Mumbai, nowhere near Dadar or central and its already 2. WoW!! Now u start Panicking. U call Spiderman, Superman and Shaktiman, all three of them. They are all busy today. Spiderman is going out with his aunt to buy his new underwear. Superman has a news-reporter girlfriend who reveals about his sex life in the newspaper if he’s even a single minute late to meet her. And Shaktiman is missing. Ppl say he was old, fat n lousy. Some Dark-Dude-KillWish ass-whipped him and sent him back to Himalayas. WoW!!!

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Now what? U call 139 n ask if the train stops at dadar. Yes, it has a stoppage at Dadar of about 2 minutes, departure time from Dadar is 2.32. Its 2.15 n ur about to reach dadar. U really are smart!

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Now what? Bus drops u near Dadar Station at 2.25. Departure time : 2.32. U ask 5 taxi drivers if they’ll take u to the station. But no one’s ready to go there since there are some nasty ghosts in that area. Now ur about to piss ur pants. But hey, smart ppl don’t do that.. U gather all ur strength.. take P.T. Usha’s name.. and RUN!!! U run like a dog, a dog who hasn’t eaten a thing since 3 days and suddenly sees a truck full of tasty hotdogs. U run like a mad guy, a guy who hasn’t crapped for a whole week n suddenly feels like he should shit for the sake of the ppl who has died bcoz of his farts. U run as if some gay is after u n will surely rape u. U run like Ajay Devgan who suddenly realizes his love for Kajol and she is about to leave the country in 5 minutes. U run! Yes, Smart ppl run when there’s need. U run n run n run!!! Coz ur Smart! Goddamnit!

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Now what? Ur sweating like Rahul Dravid, ur whole t-shirt is wet. Ur panting like a dog. U need water, u need to piss badly. But first things first. Catch the fuckin’ train man! U don’t find ur watch. U have to take out ur stone-age mobile phone to check out the time.

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Its 2.35.

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What The Fuck!?!

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U just missed ur train by 3 minutes! Truly WTF moment. Dumb things happen with Smart ppl. But ur not smart! Ur Over-smart!

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Now what? Ab kuch nahi bacha hai bhai.. lets get out of this sweaty, fish-smelling, hot n humid, crowdy but beautiful city. U again take a private bus back to Pune, thinking it’ll take 5 hours to reach there n u can get a good sleep before reaching the city. The bus has AC, TV n good seats. Good bus, nice sleep, happy journey.

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Now what? The bus has a TV and guess what movie is on it…

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LUCK!!!

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What the FUCK!!!

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U woke up at 7, ur bus left at 10.30 instead of 9.15, u ran n sweat like shit and u missed ur train. U accept that ur not smart, ur dumb. But hey, ur bad day isn’t over yet. U have to see a bad, correction, the worst movie ever. LUCK!! It’s a torture! Why don’t u just drown in a river n die, why this unbearable physical n mental pain???

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Why you???

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Why me???

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Why???

WTFs happening?

Last time I checked it was around 550... WTF!?!

Random Nonsense II – a small dose!

First, I want to apologize since I’ve been quite busy and I almost forgot that there is some internet thing. I don’t get enough time nowadays since I go to the office to shit, sleep, watch porn and waste their bandwidth. Also, I haven’t drawn a single cartoon since I joined the company. Plus, I don’t have enough money to buy a notebook, a simple ball pen and a black sketch pen. If you guys want to help me, please donate all your pocket money to me.

This one is dedicated to all my friends who are done with their engineering and are doing nothing.

Dead or Alive???

So, You must be wondering where the hell is Varun Sharma. Is he dead or alive? WTF is he upto? Why hasn’t he updated this already dead blog? When is he going to upload some new cartoons? Has he ditched his own Zombie Extermination Army? Has he been infected by the Pig-Flu-Virus? Is he really having an affair with Angelina Jolie? Is he the real Batman? What has he done with the 1 crore rupees he found stashed in his backyard? Is he the one who raped Shiney Ahuja’s “bai”? Is it true that he has made a world record by farting continuously for one week and made everyone sick in his town?

Well, I am sorry to tell you guys that you all have been fooled, those all are rumors (except for a few things, like, affair with Angelina, the real Batman and 1 crore stashed gandhis). I have been quite busy, doing a lot of stuff… a little bit of this… a little bit of that… u know… important stuff.

I have shifted my Z-E-Army’s base from Nagpur to Pune. The reason is that even I have to earn money so that I can eat, live, smoke, fuck(WTF!?!) and kill. I am doing some shitty things in an IT company (no big deal, they’ll throw me out as soon as they find out I’ve been stealing their money, sleeping all the time, wasting their bandwidth and watching porn).

So, how’s Pune? Don’t ask! The situation is pretty bad here. I have been dealing with stupid Zombies all my life, but now there is a new problem, Pig-Flu. Life used to be good here, until one day when a stupid horny Zombie raped a poor little pathetic-looking dirty Pig. This is the main reason how the Pig-Flu originated. It is the fruit of the pig-fucking Zombie. Asshole saala. This virus is so deadly that once bitten by a Zombie, one can survive; but once infected by the Pig-flu virus, one will die within 8 days. These Pig-fucker Zombies have infected half of the city.

That’s why I’ve been working so hard. I have been working in double shifts to terminate them but everyday they are increasing their number by hundreds. Also, my Z-E-Army is facing some problems. I don’t have enough money plus I need new young people in my already small army. The recruitments for Z-E-Army is on, anyone who feels he/she can be a great resource to the Z-E-Army and can help me clean this mess caused by Pig-Fuckers can come and join. On joining, U’ll get one free “I-Hate-Pig-Fuckers” T-shirt, one N-95 Mask and one Rambo-Gun to kill ofcourse. Due to scarcity of funds, I won’t be able to provide you free ammo, that u’ll have to purchase by urself.

E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-K-K-K!!! A Zombie!!! :O

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

Asshole Saala… mere ko khane aa raha tha… uda dia saale ko…

Chalo, Good Bye… Laterz…

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*E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EE-E-E-E-W-W*

Saala maraa nahi abhi tak?

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

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*G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R*

Don’t shit around here pig-fucker!

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

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Ae chhotu ek chai le k aa…

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*zZ-zZ-zZ-G-r-R-r-zZ-zZ-zZ*

…for Fucks sake!!!

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

*sip*

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

*sip-sip*

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

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Random Nonsense with a sketch pen !!!

So guys, as usual, when one gets bored, there's something going on in the empty mind. And if u find a useless sketch pen in front of u, u cant resist to pick it up n draw some random shit. Here are a few of 'em. I'll be uploading more if/when I get time.








Someone once said that I am very good at drawing cartoons. I didn't hear that, though, since I was busy breathing.

Good news or Bad news???

So guys, at last I got a call from the Training and Placement Department of my College regarding the joining date of the Company. Its 13th of July... n u guys wont believe... they postponed the joining date by 4 days!!! Isnt it outrageous? Fuckin 4 dayz!!! I thought they d postpone it by atleast one month. So I joined a few classes: swimming, Advance Java n Oracle. Now, all that money is wasted. Fuck man!! What m I supposed to do now? I am happy as well as angry, the correct word is Confused. Now m telling you guys that m gonna take revenge on this. I ll join the company, sleep in the office, steal their softwares/hardwares and make money. I ll fuckin ruin the company. I ll make them suffer with my retard jokes, bad language and worst memory. And I hope, like everyone else, there will be a lot of beautif00l gals.
Btw, officially, I havent received any mail or letter from the company. Just a phone call from the TnP department. If something bad comes up, i'll fuckin kill that TnP Officer... seems to be an overstatement... Ok, I'll destroy his car with sledgehammers. Thats fine, i guess.
So, now I think there will be no time for me to update my blog. But I ll manage to update with some random things as soon as I get some time.

I am Not Dead... still eating brainz...

First of all, this is not some important post. Its just a random post to fill the massive indian porn gap between my posts. So, what have I been up to? You know... saw 20GB of porn, 2 seasons of FRIENDS, finished few games: Braid, Devil may cry 3, Onimusha 3, Call of duty 4, Tetrix, Adventure Island and Super Mario, read 4-5 novels, watched India getting their ass kicked out of the ICC T20 world cup and ate my friend's brain (he'll become a brainless zombie soon). So, I literally forgot that I should update my blog. Last time I checked there were 270+ visits on my blog. I am happy I was able to get 250+ visits in less than 10 days. But it seems because of my laziness, there isnt much change in the count. WTF u doing bitchez???

And one more thing... I scraped through IT engineering with 64%. Hoping that one day one good company will pick me up, give me a nice place to sleep and pay me well to eat.

Laterz.

Why do LoL things happen to me???

Shit Happens! With me, LoL things happen along with shitty things.
I wonder if this happens with everyone or I am the only guy suffering from this.

My friends and everyone who knows me personally knows that I cant remember names and roads. So, what happened today??? Well, another LoL incident!!!

My dad called me at 7.30 in the morning n I was like whhaa? whhoo? wheerree? ok! He was out of town and was about to reach the city in 20 minutes. So, I woke up... crapped... brushed my teeth... put my jeans on... took the keys of the car and the journey began. I was supposed to meet him at the Bole Petrol Pump. I have been there many times before. But there is one square where I always get confused. If u take right from that square, u'll reach Mr. Beans but if u go straight u'll reach Bole Petrol Pump. As usual, I took a right and reached Mr. Beans. Here, I was like "SHIT... Not again... I again forgot the way to BPP". Then I thought I should ask for directions... so I called someone and asked... I was told that I should go straight and I'd find the BPP. So, I followed the directions and went straight. So straight that I passed BPP and didnt even notice. Then again confused I took a right and went straight. I thought atleast I d find some landmark to identify my way. Then I found one landmark. Its was VNIT college. I was like FUCK!!! Why do such things happen to me??? Then I received a phone call from my Dad and he said "I m leaving in an auto... U seem to be lost... find ur way back to the home... we'll meet there". Then I took a U-turn, went straight then took a left, again went straight. Then there was the Mofo shitty BPP right in front of me. How could I never see a petrol pump?? Its not the size of a fuckin' peanut. Embarrased, I came back to home. My Mom and Dad were like ROFL when they saw me.
This is not the first time this happened to me. Same thing happened when my friend came from Pune and I was supposed to pick him up from the same mofo shitty asshole BPP. It is not an unusual thing for me to forget roads.


PS: I think everything happens for good. Now, my dad will never ask me to pick him up :D

What should u do if bitten by a Zombie?

Consider, U ve been bitten by a Zombie. Ur Zombification is now inevitable. U wont survive on vegetables. U need human flesh, which is beginning to look quite tasty. What should u do? Here are some suggestions...

#1. Chillax bro!!! Watch TV... What? IPL is over? watch highlights then.
#2. Take a nap one last time... ur going to be undead in a very short time and I ve never seen any undead take a sleep.
#3. Anyone up for cricket? Mera Bat.. tum log ball le k aao..
#4. Listen to Himesh Reshammiya Shit.
#5. Smoke some weed.
#6. Call all ur friends to bring alcohol and Party till u become a Zombie.
#7. Watch Porn for one last time.
#8. Contact local mafia and drug dealers. Eat them after becoming Zombie. U'll be doing some social service.
#9. Call Dominoes and order Pizza.
#10. Play Zombie video games like Resident Evil-4.
#11.Go to Hollywood and work in some Zombie movie. U'll be a Superstar.
#12. Find the zombie who bit u and bite back.
#13. Put ur head between ur legs and kiss ur human ass goodbye.
#14. Panic and freak out... ur going to be a Zombie!!!
#15. Hand-cuff urself to someone u dont like.
#16. Go to market, recharge ur mobile phone and send Happy New Year sms to all, even if its just June.
#17. Watch Zombie movies to learn Zombie-lifestyle.
#18. Take explosives and rush into the mob of zombies and BOOM urself taking down as many zombies as u can.
#19. Do not try to commit suicide. Instead, embrace the reality and try to live like a zombie. Be a proud undead citizen.
#20. Document ur status after the initial infection. Who knows u might not become a zombie.

Now, u ve become a zombie. What to do?
#21. Eat, in this order,
1. Himesh Reshammiyah
2. Ekta Kapoor
3. xHRD minister Arjun Singh
4. Andrew Symonds
5. Osama Bin Laden
6. Rakhi Sawant
7. Adane Family
8. Shahrukh Khan
9. Annu Malik
10. Varun Sharma... What? Hes already a Zombie? Try eating ur ex-girlfriend.

#22.Find a good looking Zombie with great boobz and hav zombie-sex with her.
#23. U can still smoke weed and do drugs.
#24. Dont forget Alcohol.
#25. Lock urself in a room and throw away the key.
#26. Ask ur friends to quarantine u. If they fuck up, well not ur fault, u were just hungry.
#27. U can become an amazing CSW (sex worker) coz Zombies dont get tired and they are always hungry for more.
#28. Donate ur body to science. Do not eat those scientists/doctors. U just donated ur body.
#29. Stab urself to death.
#30. Cannibalize urself and save humanity.
#31. Make a Zombie Porn Site and earn money.
#32. Set the record of most people infected by single zombie ever.
#33. If u feel humans are not so tasty as u were thinking, u can always go for Ketchup.
#34. Yea.. yea... I know... u can also have Human-Sundae, served cold.
#35. And... my dear zombies... Dont forget to use toilet. All that human flesh has to come out in some way. A zombie should daily go to Toilet 2-5 times if u dont want to wet and colour ur pants while eating a human. What would other zombies think about u? Personal Hygiene is very essential.

PS: Prepare urself. Apocalypse is near. They are coming. Buy weapons and ammo. You dont want to be eaten by zombies, do u? Join my Zombie Extermination Army!!!

Response to comments on my last post.

Hello my dear zombies.
Thankz for ur comments. I'll try to respond to most of them. I wont be revealing ur identities.


#1. Dude... ur fuckin' awesome... keep it up...

Thankz. I appreciate ur wasting ur precious time on my blog. I assume ur also jobless and bored to shit like me. If u like this blog, try to follow it and tell ur friends about it.

#2. Chutiya blog... chutiya post... 15 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Hmmm. Thats not my problem. What I can suggest u is get back to whatever u were doing after reading my posts... may be watch some porno shit... or jump off a one-story building... dont worry, u wont die... It may happen u'll be admitted to a hospital and ur nurse is pretty damn HOTT!!! Then prolly, u might thank me for my chutiya posts :)

#3. Get a life man! U urself are a racist... saw ur kitties' pictures... 2 black cats, one white and a Racist... FU Racist.

Oh u fuckin' tard ass... Did I say I was not a Racist? I dont hate racists... I hate Gays... Lesbians are exceptional... :D

#4. Mere baap! How can u be so creative? ur awesome... genius... I ve never seen a guy like u. U rock in comedy thoughts. Ur creativity is far far better than many of the current tv artists. May God bless u and u become one RK Laxman one day... beleive me u ve got awesome talent.
OMFG... What can I say now... Rk Laxman = wh0? The Cartoonist? WTF?!

#5. Why are u so upset??? U seem to be very frustrated, I felt it after readin ur blog.

WTF!?! Do I look upset? Man!! I was trying to create humour... It seems I failed in my attempt.

#6. I read ur post... I know it is a real story... Can u give the names of those 4 guys?

I think I should have put this disclaimer:
"This is an entirely fictional story with fictional characters. Any Resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental."

#7. Read all ur posts... the 4 people post needs to reveal more.Wat exactly did the fat guy and the white guy do to the tall guy?

Read Carefully. Its all present in the post.
"Feeling ignored by the Black guy, the Fat n the White guy scheamed to save their dirty asses from the Tall guys rapist intentions and make that Black guy pay for ignoring them. They told the Tall guy that it was the Black guy who wanted him to suffer, who scheamed and executed the operation secretly. They told him it was a big mistake to befriend a Black guy, 'they are like snakes, black n slimey and totally straight with big black dicks and forget gay sex, they dont even like hanging out with gay ppl like us'."

#8. Gr8 blog... but do u think those b*****ds require so much coverage?

Why do u guys have to put *s ? Its annoying.

If I remember/get any more comments, i'll try to respond to every one.

Small story on Racism !!! (maybe its not that small)

Alright folks, first of all, this is a warning that following text contains hardcore swear words, sexual n racist content which may not be appropriate for children, racists, rapists, chickens, zombies, vampires, horny gals and gays.

If ur still reading this, it means ur a good guy and I d willingly be accepting u in my future "Zombie Extermination Army" and gift u a free zoozoo cartoon which will save u from suicidal, gay n rapist thoughts !!!

Once upon a time, there were 4 guys - Fat, Tall, White and Black. They used to call each other friends and bitch at each other everytime they get a chance.

One day, the tall guy said I want to be taller, so tall that everyone can see my hairy balls. But the fat and the white guy were bitches. They thought he is tall enuff and if he grew taller, it would be impossible for them to suck his donkey balls and give him a blowjob without using a ladder. So they scheamed how to pull his ass down. The Black guy was a stupid one who thought scheaming is for pussies but gave his outside support to them.

The Fat n the White guy were successful in their mission. They pulled the Tall guy so damn hard that his donkey balls came out of his mouth. For one week, he was unable to eat, drink, shit, vomit and scrach his balls.

But slowly, he grew his balls by watching gay porn, eating chicken shit and masturbating for complete half times daily.

Then he swore he d not leave the person behind his downfall who made him lost his donkey balls. He d rape that fuckin' bastard... Anally!!!

The Fat and the White guy came to know the Tall guys intentions of raping the culprits anally. They were not afraid of the gay sex but were scared to death of losing their "we-are-not-Gay" Image. What if everyone (specially straight handsome boys) came to know of their sexual orientation, they will be neglected and ignored by everyone. Scared, they once again scheamed. This time also Black guy thought Scheaming is for Pussies! Also, when the Black guy came to know that the Fat and the White guys were gay, he didnot give his outside support to them this time.

Feeling ignored by the Black guy, the Fat n the White guy scheamed to save their dirty asses from the Tall guys rapist intentions and make that Black guy pay for ignoring them. They told the Tall guy that it was the Black guy who wanted him to suffer, who scheamed and executed the operation secretly. They told him it was a big mistake to befriend a Black guy, 'they are like snakes, black n slimey and totally straight with big black dicks and forget gay sex, they dont even like hanging out with gay ppl like us'.

The Tall guy was unable to grow brains which existed in his ex-balls. So, he was deceived by his gay partners. Now, he wanted to rape that Black bastard.. anally.. in front of everyone. His half grown balls were screaming enthusiastically to shoot at the Black guys face. He wanted to cum on Black guys face so hard that the Black guy wd become the Whitest White ever.

That day came soon for which all three of them were waiting eagerly. They nailed that Black bastard, raped him... anally..., cursed him and left for the Zombies and Vampires to destroy the remaining of the Black guy. This is the biggest instance of Racism in our society. The Black Community was terribly hurt.

Later on, the Black guy became the Vampire Zombie Monster who inspite of being a Zombie himself, became the Terminator of the zombies and made the "Zombie Extermination Army".

The End.



PS: The Black guy was never gay and will never be !!!

Attending lectures... Creating Important notes !!! :)

Yea.. I know... college is over... but still... I want everyone to know how to maintain notes and stay attentive and sharp in the class. This is how I maintained my good attendance (though i was always listed in the low-attendance list).

This one is the proof that I attended ERP lecture on 21st January. Its the pic of an anime character Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach.


Proof: I attended DDOOD (Distributed Databases and Object Oriented Databases) lecture on 27th Jan. It takes one whole semester to learn the full name of the subject.
Also, this pic shows what happens in this lecture. At the start of the lecture, ur very enthusiastic, marks the page numbers, underlines, bla bla... At the mid of the lecture, u lose ur concentration, u start missing words, even sentences... after 15 more minutes, ur dead... u dont know whats happening, u pretend to write few words, handwriting is shitty, u cant even tell what u were writing in tht lecture afterwards, u wish u had not done this lecture, u look at ur watch when the fck its gonna end, what if he/she finds out I m sleepy n not attentive in the class...


Its the pic of another anime character Kon from Bleach. I coloured it later not in the class :D


The number of times I slept in last 15 minutes of the lecture.


It happens sometimes... ur soo sleepy that u dont have control even on ur hands


28th Jan - DDOOD lecture. This time I tried not to sleep in the class. There was one question that was supposed to be the most important one - "Features of OODBMS". So, I tried my best to make it look important. If ur bored like shit, u can even count the number of stars I made, n ofcourse u can tell me how many stars are there coz I dont bother to count or u can say m bad with numbers :D


PS: There are over 35 stars in the pic.

Animal Rights Violation??? Sue me!!!

A cat gave birth to 3 beautiful kitties in my room. After trying for 4 days, I got a chance to see them. They were beautiful !!! They were total 3 - one white and 2 black. Here are some of their pix.

End of the Sh!tty College Life !!! Sigh !!!

With the last paper on 5th of May, I am now free from my shi-tty college life. Well, college life isnt always shi-tty. But not everyone has a good time in the college, specially, when u hav some asshole friends who always f#ck with u at the wrong time. Yea, this shows I had (not hav) some asshole friends. I never thought that my life would be such a waste when I took admission in the engineering. Most of us never gets the desired field.

My dream was to become a doctor (Doctor = $$money$$ ) (LoL). But an average student cant get an admission for MBBS, unless ur Dad is $$RICH$$ or u belong to a reserved category (SC/ST/OBC). Obviously, I wish I had a rich dad ($$$$) and/or I belonged to some category (51% reserved seats = OMFG). So, took admission in a private engineering college of my city (later came to know its the best coll in the city :D).

First year was fine. I was, like most of us, scared of the ragging. But fortunately/unfortunately I never got ragged. I made many good friends in the first year belonging to all the branches except for one- Information Technology (SH-IT). And UnFortunately, I belong to SH-IT.

From the second year, my Bad time ended and my Worst time started. Sh-IT-ty subjects, endless theory, impractical practicals, scary programming languages were may be too difficult for a dumbas$ like me though I never failed in any subject, always scraped through. Bad impression on lecturers, less attendance, low internal marks, etc. are some side-effects of selecting a good college.

To make it short, my remaining 3 years (2,3,4) were so bad i dont even want to think abt it. So, forget it! WHO THE F#CK CARES !!!

SH-IT a.k.a. Information Technology is the biggest loser in this scary times of so-called "Recession". I got placed in an (SH)IT company but my company has sent me a "We-are-sorry-bitches" GPL letter !!! Now, like everyone, I am Unemployed too! Life is LoL!

I dont give a damn about any of the above things. So, why m I wasting time? Coz M BORED!!!

A person can sit idle for one hour, one day, one week maybe one month. But eventually u get bored. And a frustrated mind needs some space.

I'll be putting some weird shit on my blog. I dont care if no one reads all of this. But if u do read it, I request u to put some comments and any suggestions for me to improve are appreciated!

My First Blog...

Hey guys! Its 4:00 am in the morning and I dont know what came to my mind; I thought why not start blogging! So here it is.. My First Blog! (This clearly shows how bored I am)
I d be happy to accept ur ideas to kill boredom. Also, since m new to this blogging world, any help would be appreciated!

Imba capture at 3:15 am "Still an Idiot"!!!