Dead or Alive???

So, You must be wondering where the hell is Varun Sharma. Is he dead or alive? WTF is he upto? Why hasn’t he updated this already dead blog? When is he going to upload some new cartoons? Has he ditched his own Zombie Extermination Army? Has he been infected by the Pig-Flu-Virus? Is he really having an affair with Angelina Jolie? Is he the real Batman? What has he done with the 1 crore rupees he found stashed in his backyard? Is he the one who raped Shiney Ahuja’s “bai”? Is it true that he has made a world record by farting continuously for one week and made everyone sick in his town?

Well, I am sorry to tell you guys that you all have been fooled, those all are rumors (except for a few things, like, affair with Angelina, the real Batman and 1 crore stashed gandhis). I have been quite busy, doing a lot of stuff… a little bit of this… a little bit of that… u know… important stuff.

I have shifted my Z-E-Army’s base from Nagpur to Pune. The reason is that even I have to earn money so that I can eat, live, smoke, fuck(WTF!?!) and kill. I am doing some shitty things in an IT company (no big deal, they’ll throw me out as soon as they find out I’ve been stealing their money, sleeping all the time, wasting their bandwidth and watching porn).

So, how’s Pune? Don’t ask! The situation is pretty bad here. I have been dealing with stupid Zombies all my life, but now there is a new problem, Pig-Flu. Life used to be good here, until one day when a stupid horny Zombie raped a poor little pathetic-looking dirty Pig. This is the main reason how the Pig-Flu originated. It is the fruit of the pig-fucking Zombie. Asshole saala. This virus is so deadly that once bitten by a Zombie, one can survive; but once infected by the Pig-flu virus, one will die within 8 days. These Pig-fucker Zombies have infected half of the city.

That’s why I’ve been working so hard. I have been working in double shifts to terminate them but everyday they are increasing their number by hundreds. Also, my Z-E-Army is facing some problems. I don’t have enough money plus I need new young people in my already small army. The recruitments for Z-E-Army is on, anyone who feels he/she can be a great resource to the Z-E-Army and can help me clean this mess caused by Pig-Fuckers can come and join. On joining, U’ll get one free “I-Hate-Pig-Fuckers” T-shirt, one N-95 Mask and one Rambo-Gun to kill ofcourse. Due to scarcity of funds, I won’t be able to provide you free ammo, that u’ll have to purchase by urself.

E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-K-K-K!!! A Zombie!!! :O

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

Asshole Saala… mere ko khane aa raha tha… uda dia saale ko…

Chalo, Good Bye… Laterz…

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*E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EE-E-E-E-W-W*

Saala maraa nahi abhi tak?

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

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*G-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R*

Don’t shit around here pig-fucker!

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

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Ae chhotu ek chai le k aa…

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*zZ-zZ-zZ-G-r-R-r-zZ-zZ-zZ*

…for Fucks sake!!!

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

*sip*

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

*sip-sip*

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

*D-H-I-S-H-K-Y-A-A-U-N*

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